We’re not claiming this is a new or Bitter Lawyer discovery. In fact, it was first picked up by the blawgosphere circa 2006, but Bitter Lawyer was only a glimmer in Rick Eid’s eye back then so we’re still playing some catchup.
Regardless, it’s exceptional. Extraordinary. A masterpiece. And it includes hand drawn pictures! Here’s the complete petition (PDF).
Editor’s Note: Yes, this petition was granted but we’re nonetheless including it in the “Motions Unlikely to be Granted” series because our “Motions Likely to be Granted” series was a catastrophic failure and, consequently, cancelled.[Thanks to Darren Schraeder.]