Motions Unlikely to be Granted: The Hensler Divorce Petition

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We’re not claiming this is a new or Bitter Lawyer discovery. In fact, it was first picked up by the blawgosphere circa 2006, but Bitter Lawyer was only a glimmer in Rick Eid’s eye back then so we’re still playing some catchup.

Regardless, it’s exceptional. Extraordinary. A masterpiece. And it includes hand drawn pictures! Here’s the complete petition (PDF).

Editor’s Note: Yes, this petition was granted but we’re nonetheless including it in the “Motions Unlikely to be Granted” series because our “Motions Likely to be Granted” series was a catastrophic failure and, consequently, cancelled.

[Thanks to Darren Schraeder.]

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