We know! Your lawyer person loves the law. It is a fundamental part of their identity. So, getting them something legal related is very tempting. But beware. This is a trap. Let us guide you through the minefield with these examples of what not to buy.
Also: if you are a lawyer, and you are thinking…hey, that’s kind of cute. STOP. You are wrong.
So without further ado, we bring you things not to buy:
No matter what item you think this will look good on, it will not. It will look like an arts and crafts project. It’s not the button’s fault. Blame society.
2. This Gavel.
We know. We’ve told you before that this is terrible. But, it’s super tempting. And, you may even think it would be funny, ironic present. You are wrong. For starters, WTF are you going to do with a blinged out gavel after the moment is over?
3. These ties.
4. This necklace.
The only way this type of necklace works is if it is worth fuck you money and you’re the kind of lawyer who’s into that kind of thing. You’ll still look like a douchebag, but if you’re worth that much money – do you really care?
According to the description: Artisan Appalachian Folk Hoodoo Conjure Oil for Winning Court Case, Justice, Legal Victory, Turning Judgments To Your Favor
Seriously. Don’t buy this.
If you want to blatantly disregard our sage advice, all products pictured are available on Etsy. Photos are linked to the product.