How hard do you fanboy over Bryan Garner? All the hardness? Do you carry around your copy of Black’s Law Dictionary in the hopes that one day you will bump into him and he will sign it? Do you argue with your friends over when “shine” is acting as an intransitive verb? Have you already registered for your spring 2015 dose of hot hot CLE action with Bryan Garner, throwing down a cool $800 for the privilege? Then this opportunity to spend even more Bryan Garner-related cash is for you!
On January 13th, 20 Bryan Garner bobbleheads will be looking for good homes. (Yes, for the first time ever, we’re selling the already-legendary bobbleheads for $500 each.) All proceeds will go to the Campaign for Equal Access to Justice for the Dallas Volunteer Attorney Program. Submit your request by e-mail to email@example.com beginning at 12:01 a.m. Central Time on January 13th. The first 20 people based on the time of the e-mail will be eligible to purchase a Bobble Bryan.
Seriously, it is totally laudable that the money will go to charity, but we will still mock the ever-loving life out of someone who buys a Bryan Garner bobblehead. However, we have to admit we’d probably pay some cold hard cash for that Ruth Bader Ginsburg one because the Notorious R.B.G. knows how to rock a lace collar, even in bobble form.