We feel the dual nature of RuPaul’s persona could really help quell the soon-to-be troubled waters of our democracy. Not to mention that corralling drag queens seems like the perfect analog of forcing congress to pull its shit together and make it work. Crap. We’re mixing up our stars aren’t we. Fine. Tim Gunn for vice president.
Pros: Kills it in a ball gown and a suit. Perfectly styled for all occasions.
Cons: We’ll never be able to get all that glitter out of the White House carpet.