Abby Lee Miller
Like Ramsay, Miller has proven she can scream incoherently with the best of them. She can blame her own failings on children in her charge, a skill that will come in very handy when she has an entire Cabinet of scapegoats to choose from.
- Both a business leader and someone who terrifies small children.
- Has already plead guilty to fraud.
- Can really pull off the orange look, so popular with our current politicians.
- The inauguration will prominently feature tiny children, melodramatically portraying orphans or text messaging driving deaths through modern dance.