Judge Judy is by far the most qualified person on this list. She is at least acquainted with the judicial system. No, really – all you fuckers are wrong, Judge Judy is a real lawyer and she was a real judge, so there. She’s also really perfected that, “I love you, but I don’t really like you right now” mom-style disappointment that we need from our leaders.
Cons: She’s going to need a step stool to get to the podium.