• Ellen

    Fooey on this! I did NOT like Scotche and still do NOT, but I did go to LAW school and I did do well.

    My father paid for my educeation, and now I am earning money as a lawyer. I do not drink b/c men try to take advanteage of me if I am tipsee, and I do NOT want to be used as some smelly guys’ sex pillow. FOOEY on that! FOOEY!

  • mo

    Seriously !?!??!?! your dad paid for your education, he should ask for a refund, your grammar and spelling is a disgrace ! haha

    • Ellen

      Fooey on you! You men expect us to sleep with you and pleasure you just b/c your a lawyer? Big deal! I am a lawyer to. So I am NOT impressed. I will not sleep with a guy just b/c he has a law degree. Fooey on you!

      • Kate

        Fooey? Fooey? Scotche. . .Educeation. . . Sex Pillow? I cannot come up with the right words to respond to this, so I am going to borrow some.

        Ellen, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

        Fooey, Ellen. Fooey on you and whichever state bar licensed you.

        • Ellen

          I do not judge you for your sexual moray’s, so do not judge mine.

          You can do what ever you want with men, irregardless of my views.

          I choose to maintain my own moral nature.

          And I am admitted in NY, so there!

          So Double Fooey on you, Kate.

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  • southern bitter

    i prefer whiskey. no one should go to law school. except douche bags who drive 3 series.

  • Kate

    This must be a joke. Just another silly, internet prankster writing wacky comments to liven up equally wacky articles. Well played, prankster. You really had me going.

  • evil lawyer

    Ellen makes us all irritable and weirded out. Its inconceivable that she ever passed any bar. I think she’s an old lady with cats and a laptop. Go away Ellen. Really, just go away. I want to ask Kate for a drink and you keep making those moronic posts. So Kate, a drink? (We can skip the scotch). But I am in LA so you have to come here or wait for me to show up in …whever you are. I’ll stand in the bar saying “fooey” till you find me. You sound so…grounded…so unlike that ellen whatever she is.

    • Frank G

      I want a crack at Kate, dude. Who says you get first dibs at the first half-way decent broad who’s posting here. You take Ellen, I will take Kate.

  • Kate

    Well gentlemen, I am truly flattered. If you are ever in Dallas, shout “fooey” from the bar rooftops. We can share a stout drink, a hearty laugh, and our combined concern for the future of our (sometimes) beloved profession.

  • http://twitter.com/samanthajacobs Samantha

    The layout of your flow chart is a little sloppy but I get the bit you’re going for.