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Six Feminist Workouts That Maybe Never Existed

  Chris Sumberg /   January 13, 2016 /   Endings, Featured /   Leave a Comment

Too smart for your own good? Believe it’s okay for prodigies to look sweaty, winded, and just plain untoned? If these great questions have ever crossed YOUR mind — and whether you’re a supergenius or just don’t want to look like one — this SmartGal™ Video Workout Library might be for YOU.

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The Madame Curie Radium Fat-Burn Method®

You’re a Nobel Prize winner, and, mon Dieu, you’re busy: experimenting in the lab, making breakthrough scientific discoveries, and looking after your absent-minded doctor-boyfriend (who’s helpless without you). How do YOU find time for an effective calorie-burning workout? Look no further than fitness maven Madame Curie’s Radium Fat-Burn Method®! Using the superheated nuts and bolts that have made her the world’s leading super-sculpted supergenius, Madame Curie shows YOU how to burn calories quickly and easily: using a microwave oven, a couple of smartphones, and Madame C’s easy-to-follow “4-Point Anti-Fat Hit List.” (1. Think positive! 2. Avoid negative stuff! 3. Stick with it! 4. Burn that fat, Brainiac!) The Madame Curie Radium Fat-Burn Method® literally melts calories away. Complimentary bottle of Half-Life™ Radium Hair Rinse, lead sweatband, and deluxe bucket of Bombshelter® Blemish Creme included with every purchase.

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