Jane Addams’ Hull House Nouveau
Follow hostess Jane Addams on an educational fat-burning journey. Tone and tighten your buns simply by standing in line and following Addams’ patented Soup Kitchen Diet Plan™. Packaged with Mother Teresa’s “Lentils Are YUM-YUM YUMMY For A Flat TUM-TUM TUMMY!” and “The Susan B. Anthony Prohibition Diet Method™.” Remove unwanted meat, fish, eggs, oils, liquor, cheese, milk, beer, non-alcoholic beer, dessert, snack-food, cheese substitutes, soda pop, and other so-called foods from your diet. Deluxe sack of gruel and celery sticks included.