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Six Ways In Which Global Warming Is Going To Be So Great

  Chris Sumberg /   June 25, 2017 /   Featured, SciTech /   Leave a Comment

Good news! Global warming is not the end of the world – it’s only the beginning of the end of the world! (And only as we know it!) Putting all the played-out, sad-sack, tree-hugging, climate change gloominess to one side, it does a body good to remember that there sometimes can be a shiny silver lining inside that dry, dusty, crinkly-crackly, bone-gray, non-rain-bearing “rain” cloud, which is why you should memorize and take very much to heart this list of … global warming benefits!

1.               Unlimited coconuts. Everywhere. No need to go to the tropics!

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2.               Northerly moving alligators will eat that yapping dog next door.

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3.               Waterworld producers will finally break even. (Oops, wait a sec, the theaters will be underwater. Oh, well.)

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4.               No more uncomfortable conversations with the kids about the birds and the bees (as there will be no more bees).

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5.               Waterslide Wednesdays. At the office.

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6.            Enough kudzu and ragweed to feed all the world’s goats.

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