Shaquille O’Neal: Stalking for Dummies

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Oh, Shaq, didn’t your lawyers teach you never to put certain things in writing? Like threatening emails to the ex-girlfriend you’re stalking?

According to reports out of Atlanta, a judge has granted Alexis Miller, a 23-year-old wannabe hip-hop artist who goes by “MaryJane,” a restraining order against Shaquille O’Neal after reviewing the singer’s allegations that he stalked her, threatened her with bodily harm and harassed her with phone calls in which he “breathed heavily into the phone before hanging up.” Miller also alleges that, after she ended their brief relationship, he threatened to derail her career by offering to pay certain artists $50,000 not to perform with her.

And just to drive his point home, as Miller’s affidavit alleges, Shaq sent her an email saying, “I dnt no who the fuk u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is I gotta make now try me. Sho me.”

Hm. I think we actually do know who we’re dealing with, Shaq. And he may be hooked on a lot of things, but it looks like phonics sure ain’t one of them.  [Deadspin and Fox Sports]

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