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Wait! I thought the guy was the vampire? Are you telling me the BUS is the vampire?
So – that it talks and is sentient, no big deal, but the fact that it is a vampire bus is one step too far. Interesting line in the sand.
Where do bus abs even go?
I know right?! The imagery is fabulous!
I wish I had that reaction to unscheduled routes. I tend to fall in the annoyed category.
That must be one hell of a front door if you can drive a bus through it!
I think this bus rolls its johns for bus fare, so it lives a lavish lifestyle.
AGAIN! If you’re going to sleep with a bus, does it matter what gender the bus has?
Hey, I’m still stuck on where the abs are!
Right? Where are the cuddles? The foreplay?
For some reason this reminds me of the end of Stephen King’s It when they are in the sewer and attacked by the sewer that was also a clown? I have only the vaguest memory of being terrified of that imagery when I read the book.
Bus-sexual!!!! This needs to be used in normal conversation.
Wait. How big is the bus’ junk? Because I was of the impression it would be bus sized.
I’m still disappointed that the unicorn’s horn never went in to play in that one. It could have just been a biker horse.
PLEASE LET IT BE THE EXHAUST PIPE!
Oh – we’re just using the face that is on the front of the bus. I really wanted exhaust pipe sexxxytime
There’s no such thing as Too Hot for Chuck Tingle.
Well yes. Because the buses mouth is the same size as the grill of a bus. The bus could just eat our protagonist whole.
Well, that’s never going to work out long term. The bus’ penis is on the inside. If Rick is also a bus, there is no way to access it. Poor planning Bus Vampire!
Chuck got really intense with the ending on this one.
Maybe we missed the part where it was in the erotic horror genre.
Next time I get on a bus I’m going to be haunted by this idea.
I bet he doesn’t even let them stay in his castle afterwards.
I still think that this was a more satisfactory ending then Taken By T-rex. What with that nice boy getting killed.
I feel we need a larger sample size to compare.
Yeah, except we need to work in the butt pounding somehow.
And, so we begin yet another chapter. We’ll be back in a couple of weeks with more monster erotica live blogging. Until then, try not to get pounded in the butt by a bus.