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Unsolicited Advice for 1Ls

September 4, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 1 Comment

In the interest of helping future 1Ls avoid my own mistakes, here’s a short list of things that really should never be done as a 1L.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: 1l, 2L, Bitter Law School, Featured, law review, legal writing

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A Day in the Life of a 2L

September 2, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 5 Comments

A randomly-chosen day in my life as a second-year law student

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 2L, Bitter Law School

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Law School Never Stops Being Awful

January 22, 2013 by Not an Elle 2 Comments

Don’t read this blog post if you don’t want to spoil all the fun of law school.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer, Not an Elle Tagged With: 1l, 2L, 3L, sucks

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Apathy Abounds for the 2L

November 8, 2011 by Not an Elle 7 Comments

Despite the utter lack of sleep, I have no academic work done. Nothing to show for my sleepless and even-more-exhausted-than-usual existence.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: 2L, Bitter Law School, law school exams

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And Mr. Smith Is Only a Second-Year

August 29, 2011 by Albert Wang Leave a Comment

Interviews move forward, and the job prospects continue to dry up. (Click the image to see the full comic.)

Filed Under: Comics, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 2L, job interviews, OCI

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