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Jake Gyllenhaal Isn’t The problem With ‘Southpaw.’ Everything Else Is.

July 28, 2015 by Erik Schlittner 3 Comments

Real life boxing sucks. You pay $99.95 to HBO and you get to watch two wife-abusing assholes hug each other for 12 rounds. (Note to boxers: try hugging your wife and punching your opponent.) Movie boxing is so much better. Punches land. Blood flows. Two weary warriors stagger into the 12th round, struggling to land…

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: 50 Cent Sues Rick Ross Over Sex Tape

June 1, 2015 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

Go shawty, it’s your lawsuit. We goin’ party cuz it’s your lawsuit. Sorry, that inevitable earworm takes hold every single time we hear about 50 Cent. Weird thing is, whenever we do see the rapper’s name lately, it doesn’t pertain to music. Curtis James Jackson III’s new career seems to be shit-talking and litigation. We’d…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: 50 cent, crazy celebrity lawsuits, lastonia leviston, most ridiculous celebrity lawsuit, rap, rick ross, sex tape

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