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Why Not Have Jake Gyllenhaal Play Every Quarterback Ever?

October 7, 2015 by Erik Schlittner Leave a Comment

Three Jake Gyllenhaal Football Movies People scoffed when Variety first announced that Jake Gyllenhaal would be playing Joe Namath in a new movie. The kid from Bubble Boy? The Brokedown Mountain star as Broadway Joe? Impossible, they scoffed. They were right, but for the wrong reasons. With Southpaw (2015), Gyllenhaal proved his ability to play…

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