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Dear Ad Industry: Are You High?

October 25, 2021 by BitterEmpire 1 Comment

Dear Ad Industry, We are writing to you not to complain, but to inquire: what the fuck is going on over there? It’s not that we don’t like your insane ads. Seriously, what could be better than Ricola’s rocket chair as represented not by CGI flames, but with very precise orange pom-pom streamers? We love…

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More Evidence That the Industry is High

June 10, 2015 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

1. This series of ads for DirectTV starring Hannah and her Horse: Seriously. What the ever living fuck is that? Why is that horse talking to me? How does that convince me to choose satellite teevee?

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