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I Might Get an LL.M.

October 31, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 5 Comments

I am a second-year associate at a mid-sized firm in litigation.  The practice is fine, I guess.  The money is pretty good.  My boss is an ass-hat, and if I am being brutally honest, my future here is probably not the brightest.  I can probably make better money somewhere else doing something that I would…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter

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I Wonder if I’d be Better Off at a T1 or T2 Law School

October 30, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 10 Comments

Regarding future job prospects, is it better to go to a second-tier law school where I would be at the top of my class, or should I go to a first-tier school and be in the middle of my class? No-brainer.  Go to the best (highest-ranked) school that accepts you. But I have to ask……

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter

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I Want My Chance at a Top Firm

October 29, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 9 Comments

I read your advice to the 2L at a second-tier school in the top 40% of his/her class looking for a Cravath-type job (9/29/08: I’m Nervous Law School Isn’t Worth It).  I wasn’t surprised by your advice, but I’d like to get your take on my situation—especially given the deteriorating state of the economy.  I…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter

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I Don’t Want to Make Partner

October 27, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 11 Comments

QI’m a third-year litigation associate who, for my first two years, did a lot of bankruptcy work. I’m not so sure I want to be a partner, but I also don’t want to have to leave the firm. I hear that Special Counsel is a decent gig, though for most associates gunning for partner, I understand…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, associates, partners

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I Lost my Partner Mentor

October 24, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 3 Comments

QI work in the litigation department of a large law firm.  As in all large firms, the partners are aggressive and don’t have time to answer questions from junior associates.  The partnership track is a very long-term commitment and is extremely competitive.  Since summering at the firm, I relied upon one senior associate (who had…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, associates, Mentoring

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I Don’t Want to Buy Raffle Tickets

October 22, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 9 Comments

It’s back-to-school raffle ticket season.  I don’t want any goddamn raffle tickets.  The prizes always suck, and I never win anyway.  Two secretaries have asked me so far if I’ll buy some for their kid—“no pressure,” of course.  Am I a bitch if I say no?  Or if I only buy one to get them…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter

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I Want to Switch Secretaries

October 20, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 7 Comments

My secretary is a disaster. One of my supervising partners has an awesome secretary.  She has an opening on her desk, and I’m thinking of trying to get her.  Is it a bonus or a burden to share a secretary with my boss? Burden.  Don’t do it.  First off, the secretary will totally blow off…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, secretaries

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I Wonder if 2L Grades Matter

October 18, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 6 Comments

I’m a 2L at a Pennsylvania T2 law school.  I’ve received and accepted a summer associate position at a top Detroit firm.  How much will my grades and staying on law review this year affect my chances of getting an offer at the end of the summer?  (Assuming that I do an adequate job while…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, grades, law shcool

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I Might Transfer Law Schools

October 16, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 12 Comments

I’m currently a 1L at a Tier 1 in Texas. I am thinking about transferring to a higher-ranked law school. My only reason for transferring would be to ensure that I would even have a chance of getting looked at for a U.S. Supreme Court clerkship.  Is it worth it? Right now I’m at the…

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I Hate Gunners

October 14, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 7 Comments

QA lot of kids from high school who thought they were “cool” ended up getting fat and stuck in dead-end jobs. That makes me wonder, what happens to gunners when they grow up?  Do they ever make partner?  Or do they just curl up into a ball of douchebaggery and die? AFirst off, I love the…

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter

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