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YouTube Causes Poor Life Choices: Drunk Edition

February 20, 2015 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

It’s probably no surprise to anyone that media exposure to alcohol increases the likelihood of indulging in alcohol. The point of advertising is that people are more likely to purchase the product, not just in the specific sense of that brand, but in the more generic sense. That’s the rationale behind banning the advertising of…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: alcohol, consequences, drunk, YouTube

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God Bless America – and its Bourbon

August 23, 2012 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

Andy Mergendahl over at Lawyerist is making our bitter brains swell with vital knowledge. Yes, it’s about booze . . . liquor, spirits, hooch, moonshine. More specifically, bourbon. He also provides the strongest piece of evidence why Americans should be proud of their federal government and the essential laws and regulations it hands down. God…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: alcohol, bourbon, From Lawyerist, liquor

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Alcohol Guide for Law Students

January 9, 2012 by Albert Wang Leave a Comment

A quick chart for guidance on what alcohol law students should drink. Well, next time you drink.

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: alcohol, drinking, lawyering

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From the Archives: Tucker Max: The Anti-Lawyer

June 6, 2011 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

If you attended Duke Law School between 1998 and 2001, you probably idolized, abhorred or had sex with Tucker Max. If you didn’t, you’ve probably read about the people who did. Tucker Max: The Anti-Lawyer

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: alcohol, Duke, From the Archives, sex

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