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Dad, Can We Own a Squirrel?

January 15, 2016 by Gregory D. Luce 1 Comment

Max and August often wonder what animals they can legally have as pets, namely woodchucks, bears, ocelots, and squirrels.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: Animal Lawyer, animals

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5 Odd Animal Facts

November 20, 2015 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

1. Hens Can Spontaneously Become Roosters It’s called sex reversal. While it’s not common, it’s a real thing. Not only that, but an Italian rooster apparently decided that it would be advantageous to be a hen, and so began laying eggs.

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Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: animals, cats, chameleons, octopus, portuguese man of war, weird

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Dad, Is It Legal to Serve Raw Meat?

February 7, 2014 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Sure, I said, citing steak tartare. Then Max asked “what about chicken?”

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: animals, fast food, Featured

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Dad, Can I Kill a Bald Eagle in Self-Defense?

December 12, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce 2 Comments

Would that be illegal? What about killing a bald eagle in a “stand your ground” state?

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: animals

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Pigs and Pot Go Together Like Pot and Pigs

May 20, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

According to Reuters, the legalization of marijuana in Washington State has created an issue for farmers: what to do with the plant byproducts of cultivation such as stems, roots, and leaves.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: animals, Marijuana, news

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Animal Lawyer II

May 21, 2012 by Albert Wang Leave a Comment

What happens when Animal Lawyer is retained to sue Defendant Dingo? A comic by Albert Wang

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: Animal Lawyer, animals

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Animal Lawyer

May 7, 2012 by Albert Wang 3 Comments

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: animals, law school exams

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Weekly Shenanigans

April 2, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

It’s almost refreshing to have a blast from the past like Octomom in the news—that is, the strange legal news

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: animals, Bitter News, prostitution

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Hands Off the Pony

August 12, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom 1 Comment

Can’t a nice lady just massage a horse for a few bucks without having to sue someone for the right to do it? If you’re Mercedes Clemens, the answer, apparently, is “no.” Clemens, a certified massage therapist for humans, is claiming that the state of Maryland is “keeping her from her first love [of] massaging…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: animals, lawsuit, massage

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