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A Proper Burial For Terminator 5

August 28, 2015 by Kaleb Horton Leave a Comment

We have to go back about 12 years. This was before phones played movies. My uncle had just installed a DVD player in his truck, and to prove he had this technology – that’s why you put a DVD player in your truck, for other people to know you have it – he took me…

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We Can Forget ‘Total Recall’ For You Wholesale

April 9, 2015 by Eric Williams Leave a Comment

There are two essential facts about “Total Recall” (1990) that tell you everything you need to know about it, and you already know one of them. The first fact is, of course, that Arnold Schwarzenegger “stars” in it, which is a pretty good indication of what you’re in for. The second fact, and the one…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: arnold schwarzenegger, paul verhoeven, philip k. dick, piers anthony, pkd, total recall

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