Prenup Party Proceeds As Expected

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Local media is reporting that a woman in Poulsbo, Washington has been jailed after allegedly “beating up her fiancé at their prenuptial party.” Without elucidating what exactly a prenup party is, officials from the county sheriff’s department explained that the woman’s 12-year-old son told her “he saw her fiancé kissing one of her women friends early [that] morning,” at which …

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Christian Bale: No Cage for This Batman

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Weeks after being accused by his sister and 61-year-old mother, a former circus clown, of roughing them up in a London hotel on the eve of the “Dark Knight“‘s European premiere, British police are reporting that Christian Bale will not be charged with any crime. This is after police had originally “delayed questioning Bale for a day to avoid disrupting …

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Now That’s a Lineup We’d Like to See

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Just in case you wondering what might be the one thing more humiliating than being beat up by a girl, police in Japan are reporting that they have have arrested a 20-year-old man who attacked and robbed two people for staring at the full-body Winnie-the-Pooh costume he just happened to be wearing. Officials have reported that the man, Masayuki Ishikawa, …

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Can’t Wait for the Honeymoon

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According to reports giving a new spin on the concept of the “blushing bride,” a man in upstate New York was arrested on his wedding day for violating a court order barring him from going near the bride…who also happened to be his ex-wife. Confused? You’re not alone. The man’s ex-wife-cum-new-bride apparently had a standing restraining order in place against …

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Preppie Douchebag

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Just in case you thought Robert Chambers, the so-called Preppie Killer who served fifteen years for strangling a teenage girl in Central Park during what he said was “rough sex” back in 1986, couldn’t be a bigger loser, you should think again. The convicted murderer is heading back to prison, this time for dealing drugs out of his apartment and …

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But Were They Manolos?

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In reports confirming that no matter the context, shoes do matter, police are on the hunt for members of a girl gang that allegedly attacked two teenage sisters with a few super-size stilettos outside the appropriately named Club Crunk in Fort Pierce, Florida. According to a Fort Pierce police report, the sisters told police that members of the “Rock Star …

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Time to Update That D.A. Training Manual

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Recent reports out of New York are indicating that working for the government not only makes you cheap, but if you’re anything like 28-year-old prosecutor Matthew Knouff, it may also turn you insane. Already on suspension after an arrest for throwing a brick through a restaurant window at his office Christmas party, Knouff, a prosecutor in the Brooklyn D.A.’s office, …

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