But Were They Manolos?

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In reports confirming that no matter the context, shoes do matter, police are on the hunt for members of a girl gang that allegedly attacked two teenage sisters with a few super-size stilettos outside the appropriately named Club Crunk in Fort Pierce, Florida. According to a Fort Pierce police report, the sisters told police that members of the “Rock Star …

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Christian Bale: Batman Denies Assault

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Media everywhere are reporting that Christian Bale, recently accused by his sister and his 61-year-old mom, a former circus clown, of roughing them up in a London hotel on the eve of the “Dark Knight“‘s European premiere, is now officially denying the accusations. Legal commentators worldwide understand why Bale would issue a fervent denial of the charges, but they have …

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Christian Bale: There Is Such a Thing As Bad Publicity

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Concerned that the deluge of press praising co-star Heath Ledger’s performance in the record-breaking mega-hit “The Dark Night” was overshadowing his own role in the film, Christian Bale took it upon himself to prove to the world that he can play a deranged criminal just as convincingly as Ledger.  Against the advice of his agent and publicist, Bale allegedly assaulted …

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