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Six Toys To Stay The Hell Away From This Holiday Season

October 23, 2015 by Naomi Kritzer 1 Comment

It’s toy-buying season. Yes, already. I realized at some point that I could save myself a lot of annoyance if I bought any toys I wanted well before Thanksgiving, or at least by December 1st, which is why the stores are now putting tinsel on the shelves next to the Halloween candy. (Sorry! I promise…

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Five Horrible Lawyer Gifts From Etsy

December 23, 2014 by Lisa Needham 1 Comment

You know the drill. People assume because you are a lawyer (or an aspiring lawyer) that what you will really enjoy is some sort of lawyer-themed gift. In years past, you might have ended up with something semi-tolerable like scales of justice cuff-links or a gavel with your name on a plaque, but those days…

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