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Your Beard Is Full Of Bacteria But So Is Everything Else

January 19, 2018 by Naomi Kritzer Leave a Comment

Apparently today’s science news is that men’s beards are gross and full of poop. I guess I’ll skip straight to the good news for beard fans, which is that you can safely ignore everything about this news story. I mean, if a beard is stinky, then definitely wash it; that’s sort of obvious, yeah? But…

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