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The Five People You Meet at the Bar Exam

July 25, 2019 by Bitter Staff 29 Comments

A checklist of the six types of people you’re guaranteed to meet in the bar exam room

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Lawyer Tagged With: bar exam, Bitter by Numbers

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Six Last-Minute Bar Exam Tips

July 25, 2019 by Lisa Needham 1 Comment

Let’s have real talk. By the time you see this post, you are under 24 hours away from taking the bar exam. What should you be doing with those last precious hours? What should you do to maximize your ability to not die during the process? Believe it or not, we have tips. And not…

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Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bar exam, sleep, study tips

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10 Things You Will Do While Studying for the Bar

July 16, 2019 by Kate Currer 47 Comments

The ten things you will almost always do during the weeks of studying for the bar exam.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Featured, Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bar exam, Bitter by Numbers, studying

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Virginia Updates Bar Exam Dress Code to "Hipster Fabulous"

July 15, 2019 by Robin Hitchcock 1 Comment

The Virginia Board of Bar Examiners have enforced a strict dress code of “proper business attire” for applicants during test-taking, much to the chagrin of recent law-school grads used to taking exams in pajama pants and ratty sweatshirts. After years of criticism, the Board of Bar Examiners for the Commonwealth of Virginia has finally relented…

Filed Under: Endings, Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: bar exam

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Bar Exam Survival Tips, Because You Need All The Help You Can Get

July 15, 2019 by Stefan BC 2 Comments

Throughout most of the country right now it is graduation season. Across thousands of colleges and high schools, scores of new graduates are celebrating remarkable academic accomplishments with their families, all while planning for a future full of hope and possibility. YOU on the other hand went to law school, so your graduation felt either like…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Adderall, bar exam, weed

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After the Bar Exam: So You’ve Got Your Life Back

July 31, 2018 by Robin Hitchcock Leave a Comment

It’s over. It’s behind you. You’ve taken the bar exam. If you’re lucky, you’ve got some time off before you start working. If you’re unlucky (or let’s face it, luck-neutral), you’re still waiting on an actual job offer before you start working. Either way, you now have to find a way to fill all the…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bar exam

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Top Six Things You Are Doing The Day After The Bar

July 30, 2017 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

Sleeping Literally Everywhere All the tiredness you’ve been staving off for the last six weeks is going to catch up with you in a rush. You will fall asleep in your car, at the dinner table, while your significant other is talking. Anywhere, any time. Your body has a lot to make up for. Drinking…

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Life After The Bar Exam: Wait, What’s A Life?

September 18, 2015 by Marissa Telles Leave a Comment

You’re almost two months out from taking the bar, and things are still…fuzzy. You’re sitting with a group of people you barely recognize, there’s a beverage in your hand that tastes familiar but it’s been so long you can’t quite place it, and there’s a song playing in the background that you’ve never heard before.…

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The Top Five Things You’re Drinking Now That The Bar Exam Is Over

July 30, 2015 by Bitter Lawyer Leave a Comment

You survived! Barely! Your brain is mush. Your eyes have that weird gritty sandpaper feeling that comes from staying up too many days in a row and staring at a computer screen for too long. You have that strange re-entry disorder where you are glad everything is over, but you also don’t know what to…

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Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: bar exam, drinking

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Poetic Justice: Bar Exam Takers

July 26, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

Over the next six weeks we will be featuring our favorite selections from the book Poetic Justice: Legal Humor in Verse by JD Dupuy and ML Philpott. Today’s selection is for those taking the bar exam next week.

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