I’d like to say something reassuring to residents of countries outside the United States: Not one functioning adult here, including Donald Trump, believes that Donald Trump is actually running for president. And now I would like to say something maddening to residents of countries outside of the United States: Not one functioning adult here, including…


Pop Torts: Bill Cosby Versus Human Decency And (Probably) NBC And Viacom And Netflix
Thanks to Hannibal Buress’ troll of the year, you’re probably aware of the recent problems that Bill “respectability politics” Cosby has had in the last two weeks. It turns out that an incredibly wealthy person can (allegedly) carry on a hobby of drugging women and raping women for 30 years or so before he faces…

Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet
Maybe Nick Jonas can have his purity ring melted down. [E! Online] Country music just got a whole lot more fabulous. [People] Andy Cohen did the outing honors for Kevin Spacey. [Instinct] And then there’s Harry Styles doubling down on gay rumors. [Queerty] Place your bets! The latest Celebrity Death Match is between Gwyneth Paltrow…