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Check Out This Hot New Dinosaur With the Murderously Large Sexy Nose

September 23, 2014 by Bitter SciTech 1 Comment

Meet King Nose…Although he prefers his more formal title Rhinorex condrupus, esq., thanks much. Rhinorex was found in Utah’s Neslen formation – in 1991. Freakin’ scientists, always so painstaking with the cataloguing and whatnot. If they weren’t so busy checking out his fancy skin patterns, we could have known about the giant nose dinosaur 23 years…

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