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Adventures in Life, Law, and Raising Five Kids

January 22, 2018 by Starlight Fonseca 2 Comments

Sometimes you have to remind yourself of all the good you’ve got

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, holidays

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Three Things You’re Never Supposed to Admit About Law

December 3, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 7 Comments

Law is the “universal solvent” of studious disciplines which mixes with every other discipline in some way. It is the very foundation on which society is based. What a load of horse sh*t.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Law School, Featured, judges, legal profession

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Ten Telltale Signs It’s Law School Finals Time

December 2, 2014 by Not an Elle 6 Comments

The ten telltale signs that you are a law student in the midst of law school final exams

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, Not an Elle Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Law School, Featured, finals, law school exams

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Unsolicited Advice for 1Ls

September 4, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 1 Comment

In the interest of helping future 1Ls avoid my own mistakes, here’s a short list of things that really should never be done as a 1L.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: 1l, 2L, Bitter Law School, Featured, law review, legal writing

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A Day in the Life of a 2L

September 2, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 5 Comments

A randomly-chosen day in my life as a second-year law student

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer Tagged With: 2L, Bitter Law School

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The 5 Types of People Who Apply to Law School

August 26, 2014 by The Northwest 3L 3 Comments

You can tell a lot about a law student by what he or she was doing before coming to law school

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Law School

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Six Grades Every Law Student Gets

December 2, 2013 by Not an Elle Leave a Comment

Whatever the semester, and whatever your style, most law students have received six general types of grades.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer, Not an Elle Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Law School, grades

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Some Things that Law School Will Make You Forget

September 5, 2013 by A Favorable Light 2 Comments

If you make it through law school, it’s impossible to come out unscathed. You will be a different person. And there are some things you’ll just simply forget. Read on to see what they are.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, Friends, law students, T1 law school

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Dating Tips for the 1L

August 28, 2013 by M Walter 1 Comment

So, you decided to go law school and you just happen to be single as well. You are excited for your first year. You are about to be thrown into a small community of really smart people just like yourself and you are confident that at least 1 or 10 of them will be really…

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, dating, law school students, love, lust, T1 law school

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Please Stop Asking About My "Plan"

February 19, 2013 by Not an Elle 11 Comments

The farther I get into law school, the harder it gets to avoid the reality that, at some point, my education will end. And at that point the real world will begin. The real world will of course include bar prep, the bar exam, and some type of employment: unemployment, funemployment, part-time employment, under-employment, non-legal…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer, Not an Elle Tagged With: Bitter Law School, employment, law firm jobs, law students

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