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Bitter Vault: Tom Waits Testifies About Frank’s Wild Years

March 21, 2013 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

What luck! It’s Thursday, which means it’s time to dig into Bitter Lawyer’s archives. Yes, it’s time for some  art from Bitter Poet, who brought together such odd bedfellows such as depositions and . . . Tom Waits and his lyrics. This one is from September 2011. It still delivers.

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: best of, bitter vault, From the Archives, Tom Waits

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Bitter Vault: Pippa Middleton, Thank You For Restoring My Will to Live

March 7, 2013 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

It’s Thursday and time to crank open the Bitter Vault and see what gold we can find. Here’s a classic Law Firm 10 post from almost two years ago. Classic controversy.

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter vault, From the Archives

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Bitter Vault: The Estrin-Limbaugh Volley

February 28, 2013 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

Working the search engine for you because learning the Internets is hard.

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter vault, From the Archives

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Valentine's Day Bitter Vault: Top ♥ Posts

February 14, 2013 by Bitter Vault 1 Comment

It’s Valentine’s Day and love is in the air. The problem for lawyers, however, is that the vast majority of us are . . . well, lawyers. And that means we are cold, analytical, robotic, zombies. So, Bitter Lawyer is here to assist. Here are our top three Valentine’s Day posts. In fact, these are…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter vault, love, TN12, valentine's day

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Bitter Vault: I Lied to a Partner About Girl Scout Cookies

February 7, 2013 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

It’s Thursday. Time to get the interns to help open the Bitter Vault and find some riches to share. It’s been a while since Ex-Bitter has laid down some wisdom on us with his big legal brain, so here’s one from a year ago. As an associate, this Bitter once bought plants from a partner…

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Bitter Vault: 4 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me But I’m Thankful to Know Now

January 31, 2013 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

If you’re one of the few lucky (or unlucky) young attorneys who have landed a job in a firm in this ever-so-slowly-improving job market, then take heed and listen to the wisdom of Namby Pamby. Post image via Shutterstock.

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter vault, From the Archives

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Bitter Vault: 7 Ways Dating is Like a Real Estate Transaction

January 15, 2013 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Digging up some funny crap from the archives.

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Bitter Vault: Attract Home Job Clients with an IKEA Gestalt

January 3, 2013 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

Time to crank open Bitter Lawyer’s vault and pull out some gold.

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Bitter Vault: The Bottom Rung – Episode 1

December 20, 2012 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

The beginning of Bitter Lawyer’s original web series.

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Bitter Vault: In Lieu of What I am Actually Thinking

December 13, 2012 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

You learn early in your legal career that sometimes there are things you just can’t say or write. Well, this post from the Vault is here to help you.

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter vault, From the Archives

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