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Now You Can Own That Bryan Garner Bobblehead You Have Always Dreamed About

January 7, 2015 by Lisa Needham Leave a Comment

How hard do you fanboy over Bryan Garner? All the hardness? Do you carry around your copy of Black’s Law Dictionary in the hopes that one day you will bump into him and he will sign it? Do you argue with your friends over when “shine” is acting as an intransitive verb? Have you already…

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