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You Won’t Have Uwe Boll To Kickstart Around Any Longer

June 10, 2015 by Erik Schlittner 1 Comment

Some call him the worst director in the world. I prefer to call him the wurst director in the world (sorry). Uwe Boll, auteur of such classics as Alone in the Dark and the Bloodrayne series, has taken his golf balls and gone home. In two hilarious YouTube rants, the director castigates you focking eejots…

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