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Dude Ranch Tales: Utah Plates, No Air Conditioning, and Brothel Tokens

August 26, 2015 by Sarah Turner 2 Comments

[Note: Both of the people in this story are named Sara(h). It’s only confusing if you read aloud.] “We’re definitely going to get murdered back here,” Sara said as we walked to our hotel room at the very far back corner of the Holiday Inn Express in Snowmass Village, CO. It is pretty dark, and…

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: Aspen, brad pitt, colorado, dude ranch, Hey Dude, road trip, Utah

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Your Monday Morning Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

February 9, 2015 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Kim Kardashian does what she does best and poses nude again (NSFW). [Idolator] Rosie O’Donnell has walked away from The View and her wife. [Us Weekly] Paris Hilton’s little brother is arrested after terrorizing flight attendants. [Page Six] Metal band takes on Taylor Swift after she trademarks the phrase “this…sick…beat.” [Uproxx] Johnny Depp and Amber…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: brad pitt, chrissy teigen, courtney love, fifty shades of grey, jack white, johnny depp, katy perry, kim kardashian, mila kunis, paris hilton

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Your Monday Morning Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

January 19, 2015 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Amber Rose has some photos she’d like to share with you (NSFW). [E!] Jennifer Aniston has nothing but good things to say about Angelina Jolie. [Entertainment Tonight] Angelina’s ex Billy Bob Thornton revealed his lifelong goal to sleep with Jennifer Aniston. [US Magazine] Jeremy Renner tells critics of his Jennifer Lopez “golden globes” joke to…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: amber rose, angelina jolie, brad pitt, jennifer aniston, jeremy renner, john travolta, justin bieber, lorde, mariah carey, taylor swift, zac efron

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