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The Art of the Modern Hustle

July 29, 2015 by Brandon de la Cruz Leave a Comment

Music, as we’re constantly being reminded, is in a state of flux. What we really mean by this is that the artists aren’t happy; and what we really, really mean by that is that the artists aren’t getting paid enough. This isn’t like a college football coach who walks away from a $3 million contract…

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Dad, What's the Penalty for Driving 400 MPH?

December 19, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

What’s the penalty for driving 370mph over the posted Minneapolis city speed limit?

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: cars, criminal law, Featured

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Do I Need to Upgrade My Image to Make Partner?

February 6, 2013 by Law Firm 10 5 Comments

What you drive or what you wear should not impact whether you make partner at the firm.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: cars, Law Firm, partners, partnership

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The Partner Told Me to Get a New Car

March 2, 2012 by Ex-Bitter 13 Comments

Honestly, what’s wrong with my Ford F150? And if I have to get a new car, what’s best for a youngish associate who thinks he’s moving up?

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, cars

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I Suffer from Road Rage

May 27, 2011 by Ex-Bitter 6 Comments

What should an associate do after going road rage on a partner on the way to work?

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, cars

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