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Anything Dogs Can Do, Cats Can Do…Well, Not Better Exactly…

July 8, 2016 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

You may have noticed that, just like dogs, there are show cats who compete to be the best of their breed. It’s like a Miss Universe pageant but the owner isn’t orange and the swimsuit competition is way more disturbing. Don’t be ridiculous, no one would put cats in bikinis. Instead, they take hundreds of…

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