You may have noticed that, just like dogs, there are show cats who compete to be the best of their breed. It’s like a Miss Universe pageant but the owner isn’t orange and the swimsuit competition is way more disturbing. Don’t be ridiculous, no one would put cats in bikinis. Instead, they take hundreds of…
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Professor Purr Monster: Legal Lessons I Learned From My Cat
I’m not one to spend all day explaining to people how intuitive my cats are. But at the same time, I think there are a few lessons my brood has taught me over the years. I don’t just mean that they will pee on my bed in retribution for me going away for a long…
BREAKING: Stoned Husband Consults with Committee of Evil Cats Before Shooting at Sexting Wife
Ex-police lieutenant wife sexting with younger man at bar. Crazy husband catches her. They go home. Crazy husband investigates further. Gets stoned. Discusses matter with in-house committee of felines. They apparently advise him to shoot her. He shoots at wife sleeping on inflatable mattress. Misses by a foot. Sentenced to 10 years. Wife divorces him.…