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Darwin at Work

March 26, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

A strange week of news, wrapped up by Bitter Lawyer newsman Doug Stephan

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: celebrities, television

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Our 5 Favorite Celebrity Bankruptcies

September 13, 2011 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

With so many to pick from, here are our five of our favorite celebrity bankruptcies.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bankruptcy, Bitter by Numbers, celebrities

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Mr. Law School Hits the 2011 Do Something Awards

August 16, 2011 by Mr. Law School 1 Comment

The 2011 Do Something Awards airs on August 18 and celebrates people who give back to the community. No better place for Mr. Law School to seek out celebrity opinions about lawyers. Featuring Mario Lopez, Kristen Bell, Matt Lanter, Tony Hawk, and more.

Filed Under: interview, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Award Shows, celebrities

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Howard Stern Wack Packer "Elegant" Suing for $21 Million

July 26, 2011 by Mr. Law School 3 Comments

We sat down with Howard Stern Wack Packer “Elegant” Elliot Offen and talked about his $21 million dollar lawsuit against a Miami hotel for malicious prosecution and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Elegant claims that he was a guest at the hotel and that while in the hotel lobby he was thrown out because he…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: celebrities, cross-dressing, litigation

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Celebs and Prenups

July 6, 2011 by Gianna Scatchell 9 Comments

Love will conquer all … well, everything except a good divorce attorney. Hollywood marriages are as fleeting as the season’s fashion trends. A prenuptial agreement is a contract between two people prior to marriage where various terms including property distribution and spousal support are spelled out if the marriage ends in divorce. Prenups are often…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: celebrities, Hollywood, marriage, prenups

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Most Lawyers are Actor Wannabees

June 21, 2011 by Mr. Law School 5 Comments

Most lawyers are actor wannabees. They wanted to be the celebrity walking the red carpet but quickly realized if they didn’t start their fallback career (law) they would be serving burgers at In-N-Out for the rest of their lives.

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: celebrities, litigation, oral argument

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Mr. Law School Hits the Red Carpet at P. Diddy's All-Star Event

June 14, 2011 by Mr. Law School 2 Comments

Celebrities need lawyers on a constant basis, for everything from from drunk driving to battery charges to jewelry theft to million-dollar contracts. They seem to always be front-page center, breaking the law—and who is standing right next to them in the picture? Their lawyer, of course. As we continue “The Best of Mr. Law School,”…

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: celebrities

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Jessica Simpson, With Sympathy

August 3, 2009 by Law Firm 10 22 Comments

I actually feel really, really badly for Jessica Simpson. Mainly because she and I have a hell of a lot in common.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: celebrities, dating

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