The world is certainly good at keeping Taylor Swift’s legal team gainfully employed, ain’t it? Today we bring you not one, but two legal wranglings in the wild world of Swift. First off, remember that whole matter of Denver radio host David Mueller who was accused of groping Taylor’s backside while getting his photo taken…


Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Hall & Oates Can’t Go for Haulin’ Oats (No Can Do)
Hall and Oates emerged from the ’80s as a bit of an afterthought. Even though they had a solid catalog of catchy hits, including “Maneater,” “Kiss on My List,” “Private Eyes,” and “Out of Touch,” their legacy was lumped in with other all-flash-no-substance first-wave-of-MTV acts. The pompadour and stache certainly didn’t help…and they did release…

Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Seth MacFarlane Sued Over Talking Bottle Opener
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane may have found box-office nirvana with a foul-mouthed talking bear, but now a talking bottle opener is threatening to take him down. MacFarlane co-wrote and directed the 2012 comedy Ted—and even provided the titular character’s voice. The flick, which starred Mark Wahlberg, was a mega-hit and raked in the dough—upward…

Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit This Week: Deney Terrio’s Dance Revolution Against Hasbro
Remember Deney Terrio? Anyone? Dance Fever? Ring a bell? Deney was the host of the cheesetastic variety show from 1979 to 1985 that pitted hyped-up couples against each other as they shook their groove thangs to the best songs of the day in an attempt to garner five minutes of spandex fame and a bottle…

Pop Torts: Don Henley Versus Clothing
Don Henley (who apparently is a recording artist or something)has taken a break from producing music that millennials can’t pretend to like even ironically to line the pockets of his lawyers at Loeb & Loeb, by filing his latest in a series of “bored old man defends his awful legacy with obnoxious lawsuits.” This time…