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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Taylor Swift Embroiled in Two New Cases

November 9, 2015 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

The world is certainly good at keeping Taylor Swift’s legal team gainfully employed, ain’t it? Today we bring you not one, but two legal wranglings in the wild world of Swift. First off, remember that whole matter of Denver radio host David Mueller who was accused of groping Taylor’s backside while getting his photo taken…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: celebrity lawsuits, crazy celebrity lawsuits, most ridiculous celebrity lawsuit, shake it off, taylor swift

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Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Hall & Oates Can’t Go for Haulin’ Oats (No Can Do)

March 9, 2015 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

Hall and Oates emerged from the ’80s as a bit of an afterthought. Even though they had a solid catalog of catchy hits, including “Maneater,” “Kiss on My List,” “Private Eyes,” and “Out of Touch,” their legacy was lumped in with other all-flash-no-substance first-wave-of-MTV acts. The pompadour and stache certainly didn’t help…and they did release…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: '80s, celebrity lawsuits, hall & oates, haulin' oats, rock 'n' roll hall of fame

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Seth MacFarlane Sued Over Talking Bottle Opener

March 2, 2015 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane may have found box-office nirvana with a foul-mouthed talking bear, but now a talking bottle opener is threatening to take him down. MacFarlane co-wrote and directed the 2012 comedy Ted—and even provided the titular character’s voice. The flick, which starred Mark Wahlberg, was a mega-hit and raked in the dough—upward…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: celebrity lawsuits, family guy, homer simpson, jeremy renner, mark wahlberg, michael cram, seth macfarlane, talking beer opener, ted, the simpsons

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit This Week: Deney Terrio’s Dance Revolution Against Hasbro

February 23, 2015 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Remember Deney Terrio? Anyone? Dance Fever? Ring a bell? Deney was the host of the cheesetastic variety show from 1979 to 1985 that pitted hyped-up couples against each other as they shook their groove thangs to the best songs of the day in an attempt to garner five minutes of spandex fame and a bottle…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: celebrity lawsuits, dance fever, dancing with the stars, deney terrio, hasbro, john travolta, mcdonalds, saturday night fever

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Pop Torts: Don Henley Versus Clothing

October 23, 2014 by Stefan BC 1 Comment

Don Henley (who apparently is a recording artist or something)has taken a break from producing music that millennials can’t pretend to like even ironically to line the pockets of his lawyers at Loeb & Loeb, by filing his latest in a series of “bored old man defends his awful legacy with obnoxious lawsuits.” This time…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, Pop Torts Tagged With: celebrity lawsuits, don henley, duluth trading, Featured, pop torts

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