Those non-lawyer, family members can be so annoying during the holidays – especially if you’re the only lawyer in the house.
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Irrespective of the financial climate, there are seven things that always seem to happen at law firms around Christmas time
Missing from this list: “Last Christmas,” “Do They Know It’s Christmas, “Christmas in Hollis,” et al. Basically most of the 1980s is missing, except for “Fairytale of New York,” because that belongs on every Christmas playlist. Happy Holidays everyone.
You know the drill. People assume because you are a lawyer (or an aspiring lawyer) that what you will really enjoy is some sort of lawyer-themed gift. In years past, you might have ended up with something semi-tolerable like scales of justice cufflinks or a gavel with your name on a plaque, but those days…
In my old neighborhood, everybody had garages, so nobody talked to each other. But there were exactly two situations that caused my neighborhood to acknowledge its own existence: criminal episodes involving a fire truck or more than one police car, and Christmas. That’s when we became the “light neighborhood.” The one featured in the newspaper…
All I want for Christmas are . . . a law student wishes big.
Ladies and gentleman, without further adieu, I introduce you to The Flask Tie.
Are you getting your Bitter Lawyer want he or she really wants for Christmas this year?
It’s A Christmas Carol, Law School Edition