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Story Time: Live Blogging “Feeling The Bern In My Butt” By Chuck Tingle

June 16, 2019 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

We’re back to bring you MORE Chuck Tingle today, with a selection that we’re been utterly remiss for not having liveblogged for the masses sooner: “Feeling the Bern in My Butt” by Chuck Tingle. Yesterday we liveblogged Tingle’s Hugo-award nominated “Space Raptor Butt Invasion.” So without further ado, join us as we feel the Bern, Chuck Tingle style!

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Story Time: Live Blogging “Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt”

May 12, 2017 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

We’re not sure how Chuck Tingle managed to create such nuanced political satire in a day, but since he has we’re here to live blog it. Join us at 9am Central on May 12th for another installment of erotica live blogging: “Living Corn James Corny Fired in the Butt.” This time with sentient Russian beets.

Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: Chuck Tingle, erotica, erotica live blog, monster erotica

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Story Time: Live Blogging Chuck Tingle’s Domald Tromp Masterpiece

March 7, 2017 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Join us at 9 am for some erotica live blogging. Which is probably not all that erotic.

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Love Is Real: The 2016 Hugo Awards

August 23, 2016 by Lyda Morehouse 1 Comment

Despite the Rabid Puppies pissing in the punchbowl of the Hugo Nominations again, the fans of the 74th WorldCON have proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that love is real. For those of you just tuning in, the Rabid Puppies are an organized group of evildoers intent on destroying the Hugo Award, and are…

Filed Under: Critic, Featured Tagged With: Chuck Tingle, hugo awards, naomi kritzer, rabid puppies, vox day

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Story Time: Live Blogging “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” By Chuck Tingle

May 5, 2016 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

In which we explore the absurdity of “Space Raptor Butt Invasion” getting a Hugo nomination.

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Same Crap, New Year – “Rabid Puppies” Take 2

April 26, 2016 by Lyda Morehouse Leave a Comment

The Hugo Nominations for 2016 were announced on Tuesday, April 26, sometime around noon CST… and I am at a loss for words: It looks like the Rabid Puppies have managed to make a mockery out of fantasy/science fiction’s most well-known award. AGAIN. Okay, but to recap for those of you just joining this sideshow,…

Filed Under: Critic, Featured Tagged With: Chuck Tingle, hugo awards, rabid puppies, sad puppies, Vampire Bus Porn

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Story Time: Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

November 13, 2015 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

Dr. Chuck Tingle’s ability to stay topical and relevant in a crowded field of buttsex and blowjobs never fails to amaze us. His turnaround time on this classic exploration of man-on-holiday cup sexytime is phenomenal. Not only is Tingle’s work a profound commentary on the recent holiday cup brewhaha, the reviews are stellar: Sara calls…

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Story Time: Live Blogging “Vampire Night Bus Pounds My Butt” By Chuck Tingle

April 30, 2015 by BitterEmpire 1 Comment

In what has somehow developed into a regular feature, we live blog Vampire Night Bus Pounds My Butt by Chuck Tingle. Settle the age old question: can a vampire fit a bus up his rear-end? Join us, Thursday April 30th at 9am Central, to weigh in on the insanity.

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: Chuck Tingle, erotica live blog, Vampire Bus Porn

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Story Time: Live Blogging “Taken By The Gay Unicorn Biker” By Chuck Tingle

April 9, 2015 by BitterEmpire Leave a Comment

In what has somehow developed into a regular feature, we live blog Taken By The Gay Unicorn Biker by Chuck Tingle. It is the great debate of our time: is being taken by a gay unicorn biker better or worse than being Taken by T-Rex? Join us Thursday April 9th at 9am central to weigh in on…

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