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This Class Action Settlement Gets You A Free Tiny Drink! Congratulations!

September 2, 2015 by Sean Myers 1 Comment

Mere mortals like you and I can turn a free beer into happiness and urine. Godlike class action attorneys, on the other hand, have found a way to turn one into three million bucks. “Keep your secret,” you say, “and tell me where the free drinks are.” Well, I have some bad news and some…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: beer, class actions, southwest airlines

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What Stinks? The Kitty Litter Kase

August 30, 2012 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

“Cats Do Not Talk” and the Kitty Litter Class Action

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: apple, class actions, kitty litter, samsung

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Bitter News, Week of September 5, 2011

September 5, 2011 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Cutting associate paychecks, benchslapping, the Bumblebee Men, and it’s still illegal to use a spring gun capable of inflicting some serious death.

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, class actions, Cooley

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Bitter News, 10-2-09

October 2, 2009 by Bitter Newsroom 2 Comments

Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that won’t see U.S. summer games, but our kids may in 2116: • Law students in England are being offered real jobs to simply be cyber-friendly and use Facebook, Twitter and other social media in an attempt to promote a new College of Law opening next year.  “@bitterlawyer RT: you…

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: biglaw, class actions, facebook, jobs, social mediai, Twitter

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