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What to Expect When You Are Expecting… Your Client to Kill You

June 7, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

You have gone through years of school. You have built a career from nothing. You have worked hard to become a professional.  Your clientele probably has not. Especially for solo or small firm practitioners, clients can run the gamut from normal to certifiably insane.  Normally you would try to weed out the real creeps, but…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: clients, Clients Gone Wild, criminal law, Solo Attorneys

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Clients Gone Wild – Episode 5

January 6, 2012 by Chris Carlson Leave a Comment

“My attorney just told you to get f*cked, and so do I.”

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Clients Gone Wild, depositions, NarrativePros

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Clients Gone Wild – Episode 4

December 29, 2011 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

“I’m a doctor of law. I’m not here to teach you. You come to my university, you pay for it.”

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Clients Gone Wild

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Clients Gone Wild – Episode 3

December 22, 2011 by Chris Carlson 1 Comment

“I obey the law. You practice the law.” This time, though, the experts start to break it down.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Clients Gone Wild, depositions, judges

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Clients Gone Wild – Episode 2

December 15, 2011 by Chris Carlson 2 Comments

Deposition testimony gone way off track and still going downhill. Part of the Clients Gone Wild web series.

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