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What Happens When a Crackhead Goes Through Security?

April 1, 2013 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

They say, “stupid is as stupid does” and that goes double for William Gillespie. The 29-year-old Erie, Pennsylvania man was arrested for possession of a controlled substance with the intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia, after he tried to enter the county courthouse with more than a dozen bags of crack cocaine. Gillespie…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: cocaine, crack, drugs, gillespie, metal detector, security

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War on Grandmothers

January 23, 2013 by Doug Stephan 2 Comments

All the Bitter News that’s not fit to print.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, cocaine, drug smuggling, drug war, grandma, grandmother, indonesia, lindsay june sandiford

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Consent Is Overrated

July 23, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

What happens when a 25-year-old party girl tries to enforce a written promise that her cokehead boyfriend likely scribbled on a napkin in a the middle of a bender, agreeing to give her a million bucks if he started using drugs again?  Just ask Noelle Reno, ex-girlfriend of banking heir and “notorious drug user” Matthew…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: cocaine, lawsuit

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Barenaked Dummy

July 18, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Word hit the streets yesterday that Steven Page, the lead singer of the Barenaked Ladies, is planning to fight the recent cocaine charge he racked up last week when he was arrested in an apartment in upstate New York and charged with possession of a controlled substance. When asked about the powdery white substance in…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: arrest, barenaked ladies, celebrity, cocaine, steven page

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Almost As Good As Dershowitz

July 17, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Allen Garcia, the 33-year-old homeless panhandler who was arrested for selling crack to Tatum O’Neal six weeks ago, was released this week from Rikers Island, only to be stopped by immigration officials as he was walking out of the building, who delivered the bad news: he’s being deported. Pundits from coast to coast were stunned…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: arrest, celebrity, cocaine, Tatum O'Neal

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