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Things You Shouldn’t Wear To Court

February 16, 2016 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

In homage to Magisterial District Judge Craig Long’s thoughtful sign indicating that visitors to the court should not appear in their pajamas… …we have crafted an eloquent post explaining that these clothing choices are also off limits. We know they may cause some controversy among the Slanket lovers among us, but we stand behind these hard and…

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Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: attire, court, pajamas

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You Really Do Need To Show Up To Court

December 6, 2014 by Mr. Esquire 3 Comments

Mr. Esquire is back with a reminder that you do actually have to show up to court. On time. No, really.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: court, default, Featured, showing up

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Find Out What Happens When You Flip Off a Judge

February 8, 2013 by Doug Stephan 2 Comments

Woman flips off judge in court and justice is doled out.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: court, courtroom, flip off, judge

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The Case of the Thorns, Set in Comic Sans

September 28, 2012 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Set in Comic Sans damn it!

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Comic Sans, court

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The Calculus of Negligence, Set in Comic Sans

September 19, 2012 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

The greatest case law of our time. In Comic Sans.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Comic Sans, court

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Billables > Quality

August 1, 2011 by Albert Wang 7 Comments

But then again, what firm with a billable-hour requirement would be doing traffic court except as pro bono? (Click the image to see the full comic.)

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: billable hour, billables, court, pro bono

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Mr. Law School: Does Not Play Well With Court Staff

July 19, 2011 by Mr. Law School 11 Comments

When law students get internships, the hope is that you get to go to court. Court is where all the action happens, and you get the true. hands-on experience of what it’s like to be part of a trial. You see how lawyers interact with judges, their clients, opposing counsel, and the court officers. On…

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: court, internships, litigation

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