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Bored? Some Fun Things to do in the Back of a Courtroom

October 1, 2013 by A Favorable Light 1 Comment

Ways to pass the time while you stew in the back of a courtroom.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: courtroom, Featured, practicing law

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Find Out What Happens When You Flip Off a Judge

February 8, 2013 by Doug Stephan 2 Comments

Woman flips off judge in court and justice is doled out.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: court, courtroom, flip off, judge

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Clown Fights Cop, Then Court

December 11, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

For most people, being in the courtroom awaiting your initial hearing on disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer is not the time to be clowning around. Kenneth Kraucunas is not most people. The Milwaukee man appeared in court dressed in full clown attire, including a red nose. The bailiff, who apparently hated…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, courtroom, criminal law

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What Women Wear to Court

July 24, 2012 by Not an Elle 17 Comments

What women should wear to court and what they should not.

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Filed Under: Lawyer, Not an Elle Tagged With: clothing, courtroom, women

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Courtroom Yoga Moves, Illustrated

March 7, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

What your top yoga moves can tell the judge and jury in a courtroom

Filed Under: Editor's Choice, Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: courtroom, oral argument, yoga

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An Open Letter to Commercial Litigators

October 25, 2011 by Namby Pamby 3 Comments

Why am I writing you this open letter? Simply put, you are a disgrace to the litigating community.

Filed Under: Lawyer, The Namby Pamby Tagged With: advice, courtroom, litigation

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Bitter Brief 25: 1L Douchebaggery, ABA Antics, and Scalia's Pizza

October 20, 2011 by Bitter Brief 3 Comments

Kimber and Mark talk 1L crap, Scalia’s ruling on pizza, and disrobing in court. Plus, taking the ABA to task. Again.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: 1l, Bitter Brief, courtroom, news

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Legal Humor Roundup for September 19, 2011

September 19, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

Netflix now has to battle with Stoned Elmo. Plus SpongeBob brawls, giraffes get stolen, and yet another lawyer involved in sexy business.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: courtroom, gl11, Happy Hour Law Review, sex

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