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Man Flees from Police: Runs Into Police Station (We can't all be winners)

May 29, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Fox 2 Now in St. Louis gave us this gem of a story. Police pulled over Joseph Meacham in Clayton, Missouri when he ran a red light. Meacham was not going to give up easily, or so he thought. Once police pulled Meacham over, the suspect jumped out of his vehicle and started running away,…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: crime, news, real news

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New York's Hot Dog Hooker Caught: Montreal's Poutine with Poontang Dealer Still At Large

May 28, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Dirty New York hot dogs just got a bit dirtier. According to CNN, Catherina G. Scalia (relationship unknown) was arrested for selling old fashioned hot dogs with a complementary ol’ fashioned. According to the article, an undercover police officer called Ms. Scalia to a local motel. There Ms. Scalia performed an unlicensed massage, and offered…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: crime, real, sex

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American Idol Causes More Than Just Your Ears To Bleed

May 25, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

WPMT FOX43 of Central Pennsylvania reports that a Pennsylvania couple “stabbed one another during an argument over which contestant deserved to win ‘American Idol.’” Both Gregory Stambaugh, 57, and Karen Elaine Harrelson, 48 were being held at the fabulous York County Prison at the time the article was written. Apparently they were intoxicated at the…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: crime, news, real news, television

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Snake It 'til You Make It

June 4, 2012 by Doug Stephan 1 Comment

The weekly news wrap from the Bitter Newsroom, thanks to Douglas Stephan

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, crime, criminal law

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Legal Humor Roundup for September 26, 2011

September 26, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

Mitt Romney’s not inhaling. Plus, an Alabama town gives criminals the choice of Jesus or jail, and six laws you’ve broken without even realizing it.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: crime, gl11, Happy Hour Law Review, Harvard, politics

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Tonight Only: Two-for-One DWI Specials

September 22, 2011 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Tip to client: when picking up your boyfriend at the police station for drunk driving, don’t be drunk driving.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: crime, drinking, driving

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Legal Humor Roundup for September 21, 2011

September 21, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

In the happy hour law review, Red Sox pitcher Eric Bedard, evicting Italy’s bamboccioni, and 100,000 mad lawyers who aren’t going to take it anymore.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: baseball, crime, gl11, Happy Hour Law Review

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Legal Humor Roundup for September 20, 2011

September 20, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

A boycott of Schweddy Balls, the campaign to free the Banana Man, and pot-smoking muppets continue to one-up Netflix. It’s the happy hour law review.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: crime, Happy Hour Law Review

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Legal Humor Roundup for September 15, 2011

September 15, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

In a banner day, we get 6 judges who go nuts on the bench, divorce on the grounds of Alzheimer’s, and a guy who changed his name to Led Zeppelin II.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: crime, divorce, gl11, Happy Hour Law Review, music

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Bitter Brief 19: Batsh#t Crazy Abuse, Debunking Mr. Law School, and Sexless in Paris

September 8, 2011 by Bitter Brief 5 Comments

A truly harrowing tale of motherhood gone horribly wrong. Plus debunking Mr. Law School and what to do about French sexlessness and public nudity.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: abuse, Bitter Brief, crime, nudist

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