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Top Five Things You Are Doing To Avoid Studying For Finals

May 1, 2017 by Bitter Lawyer 1 Comment

You know the drill. It’s finals time, and when you’re not wallowing in regret and self-loathing, you’re avoiding studying. Not in cool fun ways like going out to dinner or seeing a movie, but more in pathetic home-bound ways where you tell yourself that any moment now, you’ll start studying. For sure. Promise. Right after…

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Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: crying, drinking, finals

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I Made Opposing Counsel Cry

November 22, 2013 by Ex-Bitter 1 Comment

Should I have sucked it up as a lawyer or should I have stepped up as a fellow human being?

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Lawyer Tagged With: crying, opposing counsel, partners

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Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Cryingtown

February 2, 2010 by Matthew Richardson 38 Comments

As much as I love being around women (and we know that’s A LOT), proximity to them within the confines of a law firm is a completely different story. All of my least favorite experiences as a lawyer come from dealing with women. Trumping the misery of working under an insecure, passive-aggressive coozebag of a Law Review…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: crying, Unethical & Amoral

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