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Wafflicious Valentine's Day Tips from a Divorce Lawyer

February 13, 2019 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Bitter Lawyer has you covered for all your Valentine’s Day woes

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: dating, valentine's day

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How to Choose a Protein: A Comprehensive Guide For Future Biology Graduate Students (Or A Dating Guide For The Rest Of Us)

February 26, 2015 by Hannah Foster Leave a Comment

So, you want to do a PhD in biology? Well, there are several major decisions that you’ll have to make along the way. This guide attempts to explain each one in terms everyone can understand. What University Should I Choose? The first decision you’ll have to make is where you want to do your PhD.…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: biology, dating, protein

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On Dating in Law School

January 16, 2015 by The Northwest 3L 4 Comments

Law students shouldn’t date in law school. That means they will.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: dating, Featured

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Dating Tips for the 1L

August 28, 2013 by M Walter 1 Comment

So, you decided to go law school and you just happen to be single as well. You are excited for your first year. You are about to be thrown into a small community of really smart people just like yourself and you are confident that at least 1 or 10 of them will be really…

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, dating, law school students, love, lust, T1 law school

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Date Goes Wrong When Woman Robbed

June 21, 2013 by Bitter Bachelor Leave a Comment

We all have a story about an awkward first date, but a recent news report out of Wildomar, California cerainly trumps  running out of things to talk about at a coffee shop. According to KESQ in California Terry Michael Fine took a woman out on a date and then things got weird.  Although the report does…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: Bitter News, dating, real news, robbery

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I Might be Unlovable, But I Still Deserve Fine China

June 3, 2013 by Bitter Bachelor 2 Comments

I’ve finally come to the realization that 3 years of law school and $150,000.00 of student loan debt have made me unlovable. But I have a plan

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: dating, marriage, weddings

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The Breakup Battle

November 29, 2012 by Doug Stephan 2 Comments

Everybody wants to win the breakup. Whether that means you hit the gym after getting dumped to drop a few pounds in an effort to become more attractive or simply dating the extremely good looking (albeit dumb as a box of rock and unable to hold a single full conversation) coworker just to create some…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: dating

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I Want to Sound Like a (Hot Female) Attorney

November 28, 2012 by Law Firm 10 7 Comments

No, you don’t want to speak like an attorney. Men will flee from you.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: advice, dating, lf10, talk like an attorney

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Workaholic of Seven Years Wants to Start Dating Again

July 25, 2012 by Law Firm 10 5 Comments

Getting back into the dating scene after living under a rock for almost a decade? Some advice: be yourself.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from Law Firm 10, dating, lawyers

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I'm Afraid My Boyfriend Is Gay

June 27, 2012 by Law Firm 10 5 Comments

Should I just listen to my instinct, know this one won’t work, and begin whatever process I can think of to end things?

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from Law Firm 10, boyfriends, dating

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