This Halloween I planned to do the same exact thing I do every Halloween: spend four days lying to random girls and picking up digits for the winter.
Noel Biderman runs a dating service for married/attached people. Get that? He helps people cheat. Noel Biderman, King of Infidelity
A rather expensive psychic told me in February that I would experience a “great shift in my thinking and perception” in 2011. Turns out she was right. I’ve just had an epiphany that my approach to dating is certain to lead to cataclysmic failure and doom—and now I get why it’s no damn wonder that…
You see, my weekend trip happened to coincide with the “Psychical Research Society of Kansas City’s 29th Annual Psychic Fair”
The Irrationals are men at work, mainly litigators in a law firm, on whom I develop absolutely unreasonable crushes.
In law school, they teach you how to think like a lawyer. Unfortunately, we females already think like women.
Over breakfast Carson cleared his throat, stammered a bit, and revealed to me that he is divorced. And has a child.
There’s a reason dating a lawyer from your firm is unanimously frowned on by management, mothers, girlfriends, and shrinks.
I actually feel really, really badly for Jessica Simpson. Mainly because she and I have a hell of a lot in common.
This past weekend, I was angling for a posh, Ivy League alum and instead found myself waking up next to a snoring Hoosier.