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Rain On The Roof, Or Managing Depression At Night

January 6, 2016 by Kaleb Horton 3 Comments

It’s 2016, a new year, all the platitudes have been thrown in the air and trampled into the concrete and brushed away by janitors and street sweepers, and I’m sitting in my truck listening to the rain hit the roof at 2 a.m. It’s cold and late. Too cold and late to be sitting in…

Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: depression

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Sexytime “Nostalgia” In Mice Short-Circuits Depression

June 19, 2015 by Tara Jenson Leave a Comment

Let’s have some real talk about mouse nostalgia. Wait what on earth do mice have to be nostalgic about, you may ask? Like, do mice have glory days – maybe harkening back to days of being some big baseball player, back in high school, who could throw a speed ball by you, make you look like…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: bow chica wow wow, depression, mouse nostalgia

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The True Realist

January 26, 2015 by Hannah Foster Leave a Comment

As a self-proclaimed realist, few things are more irritating to me than when people tell me to “just be positive.” It’s not that I don’t want to be happy, but “just being positive,” to me looks like ignoring the pain and unpredictability of life. Since I consider myself to be a rigidly scientific and realistic…

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: depression, happify

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Associate, Interrupted

April 23, 2009 by Law Firm 10 43 Comments

There are two things I’m certain of: (i) I am a fantastic associate; (ii) I am profoundly miserable. And I’m afraid there’s a direct link.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: associates, depression, drugs

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