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Disney May Be Making A Sequel To ‘John Carter’ Because Everything Is Terrible

September 22, 2015 by Carrie Stemke 53 Comments

Disney’s $350 million epic disaster John Carter might not have been well received by audiences, but that doesn’t mean the story of the Civil War veteran who gets transported to Mars is dead to audiences just yet. In fact, it recently became apparent that unfortunately John Carter 2 might actually happen. Yes, you heard me correctly.…

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‘Tomorrowland’: The Irony Is Strong In This One

May 27, 2015 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Oh, Disney. Tomorrowland combines so much of what I love about you. The wonderment of the Disney aesthetic, special effects that make you wish they were real, characters that everyone can relate to, totally convoluted senseless plots — the whole shebang. And, I would recommend everyone (with or without kids) go check out Tomorrowland. But, once you…

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